The WELCOME BACK CONTRO Party Thread

*hic*

*sobs quietly into flat beer*

This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...

C&J

*beautiful hat*

balls wubbles balls

2010-02-26 19:21:25 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
*hic*
*sobs quietly into flat beer*
This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...
C&J
*beautiful hat*

Pretty much.

Never had a great deal to say in this thread, though there was that
one time...

wubbles

*remembers a hat*

Chucky & Janica

2010-02-28 17:10:06 UTC

On Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:21:25 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
*sobs quietly into flat beer*
This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...
*beautiful hat*

Pretty much.

You just ruined my solo. But whatever.

Post by balls wubbles balls
Never had a great deal to say in this thread, though there was that
one time...

At band camp?

Post by balls wubbles balls
wubbles
*remembers a hat*

At least you did that much. So few people do these days.

Join me for a final beer?

C&J

*final hat*

balls wubbles balls

2010-02-28 18:11:47 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Fri, 26 Feb 2010 11:21:25 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
*sobs quietly into flat beer*
This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...
*beautiful hat*

Pretty much.

You just ruined my solo. But whatever.

But I CREATED a DUET. Let it never be said I don't give back to the
world.

Post by balls wubbles balls
Never had a great deal to say in this thread, though there was that
one time...

At band camp?

In the southern-central area of the UK.

Post by balls wubbles balls
wubbles
*remembers a hat*

At least you did that much. So few people do these days.
Join me for a final beer?

That depends on what you call a beer, of course, but I think we can
work something out.

Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J
*final hat*

All in all this thread was for people who came to the newsgroup more
than two days running, something I've never done. But I've always
respected it! Well not always, I suppose... or really ever. I mean,
shit, look at the name. It has "Welcome" and "Contro" in it.

I guess it stands to reason that the only group member I ever
conflicted with was the other happy go lucky goofball. BUT I HAVE A
BRAIN CELL.

wubbles

*a hat appearing to consist of several hands hanging down patting me
on the back, others holding their thumbs up in front of my face, while
two more spring from the center clapping incessantly*

Chucky & Janica

2010-03-03 17:39:11 UTC

On Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:11:47 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...
*beautiful hat*

Pretty much.

You just ruined my solo. But whatever.

But I CREATED a DUET. Let it never be said I don't give back to the
world.

*grumbles about having to sing the high bits*

Galileo!

Post by balls wubbles balls
Never had a great deal to say in this thread, though there was that
one time...

At band camp?

In the southern-central area of the UK.

South Central UK. It's like South Central LA, but with tea.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Join me for a final beer?

That depends on what you call a beer, of course, but I think we can
work something out.

Did I say beer? I meant stout.

Post by balls wubbles balls
All in all this thread was for people who came to the newsgroup more
than two days running, something I've never done.

Really? Janica has a History, you know, where these things can be
forever verified.

Well, maybe not this specific fact, but let's just say I have my
doubts, and am a surly and sceptical drunk. Hic.

Post by balls wubbles balls
But I've always
respected it! Well not always, I suppose... or really ever. I mean,
shit, look at the name. It has "Welcome" and "Contro" in it.

And also "BACK Party".

You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?

Makes no sense to me either.

Post by balls wubbles balls
I guess it stands to reason that the only group member I ever
conflicted with was the other happy go lucky goofball. BUT I HAVE A
BRAIN CELL.

*reminisces*

Oh right, you were one of those poor fuckers trying to convince him
that Wales was not a separate country from the rest of the UK.

Wait, I was one of those poor fuckers as well!

*orders a drink*

Wait, I was two of them!

*makes it a double*

Wait, Janica can't drink!

*orders another double and drinks both*

C&J

*hat made out of ancient beer coasters glued together by ancient beer
and vomit, with a bottle-cap motif*

balls wubbles balls

2010-03-04 06:26:14 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:11:47 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...
*beautiful hat*

Pretty much.

You just ruined my solo. But whatever.

But I CREATED a DUET. Let it never be said I don't give back to the
world.

*grumbles about having to sing the high bits*
Galileo!

Let it also never be said that what I give back is in any way
desirable.

Post by balls wubbles balls
Never had a great deal to say in this thread, though there was that
one time...

At band camp?

In the southern-central area of the UK.

South Central UK. It's like South Central LA, but with tea.

And cetaceans.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Join me for a final beer?

That depends on what you call a beer, of course, but I think we can
work something out.

Did I say beer? I meant stout.

You have a deal there, then.

All in all this thread was for people who came to the newsgroup more
than two days running, something I've never done.

Really? Janica has a History, you know, where these things can be
forever verified.

Probably an exaggeration, but I was never very good at maintaining or
even creating a conversation. More of a magical thread ender,

Post by Chucky & Janica
Well, maybe not this specific fact, but let's just say I have my
doubts, and am a surly and sceptical drunk. Hic.

But I've always
respected it! Well not always, I suppose... or really ever. I mean,
shit, look at the name. It has "Welcome" and "Contro" in it.

And also "BACK Party".
You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?
Makes no sense to me either.

I see you're holding up great under the strain of eternal darkness.

I guess it stands to reason that the only group member I ever
conflicted with was the other happy go lucky goofball. BUT I HAVE A
BRAIN CELL.

*reminisces*
Oh right, you were one of those poor fuckers trying to convince him
that Wales was not a separate country from the rest of the UK.

Probably my shining moment of focus on this group. I actually cared
about posting at that point. Don't know how that happened.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Wait, I was one of those poor fuckers as well!

Yeah we agreed a couple times. I don't know how or why.

Post by Chucky & Janica
*orders a drink*
Wait, I was two of them!
*makes it a double*
Wait, Janica can't drink!
*orders another double and drinks both*
C&J
*hat made out of ancient beer coasters glued together by ancient beer
and vomit, with a bottle-cap motif*

What was the point of the thread initially, anyway? I know J has a
whole history entry about it, but give me a summation.

wtb

*hat that possesses all the hallmarks of hatdom but still fails
utterly in being a hat*

balls wubbles balls

2010-03-07 16:51:15 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:11:47 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...
*beautiful hat*

Pretty much.

You just ruined my solo. But whatever.

But I CREATED a DUET. Let it never be said I don't give back to the
world.

*grumbles about having to sing the high bits*
Galileo!

Let it also never be said that what I give back is in any way
desirable.

Post by balls wubbles balls
Never had a great deal to say in this thread, though there was that
one time...

At band camp?

In the southern-central area of the UK.

South Central UK. It's like South Central LA, but with tea.

And cetaceans.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Join me for a final beer?

That depends on what you call a beer, of course, but I think we can
work something out.

Did I say beer? I meant stout.

You have a deal there, then.

All in all this thread was for people who came to the newsgroup more
than two days running, something I've never done.

Really? Janica has a History, you know, where these things can be
forever verified.

Probably an exaggeration, but I was never very good at maintaining or
even creating a conversation. More of a magical thread ender,

Post by Chucky & Janica
Well, maybe not this specific fact, but let's just say I have my
doubts, and am a surly and sceptical drunk. Hic.

But I've always
respected it! Well not always, I suppose... or really ever. I mean,
shit, look at the name. It has "Welcome" and "Contro" in it.

And also "BACK Party".
You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?
Makes no sense to me either.

I see you're holding up great under the strain of eternal darkness.

I guess it stands to reason that the only group member I ever
conflicted with was the other happy go lucky goofball. BUT I HAVE A
BRAIN CELL.

*reminisces*
Oh right, you were one of those poor fuckers trying to convince him
that Wales was not a separate country from the rest of the UK.

Probably my shining moment of focus on this group. I actually cared
about posting at that point. Don't know how that happened.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Wait, I was one of those poor fuckers as well!

Yeah we agreed a couple times. I don't know how or why.

What was the point of the thread initially, anyway? I know J has a
whole history entry about it, but give me a summation.
wtb
*hat that possesses all the hallmarks of hatdom but still fails
utterly in being a hat*

Also Google likes to not actually save the History entries themselves,
but rather the bits that dumb people posted in response.

Also also, vis a vis eternal darkness: Finland.

wtb

balls wubbles balls

2010-03-07 16:51:46 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Sun, 28 Feb 2010 10:11:47 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...
*beautiful hat*

Pretty much.

You just ruined my solo. But whatever.

But I CREATED a DUET. Let it never be said I don't give back to the
world.

*grumbles about having to sing the high bits*
Galileo!

Let it also never be said that what I give back is in any way
desirable.

Post by balls wubbles balls
Never had a great deal to say in this thread, though there was that
one time...

At band camp?

In the southern-central area of the UK.

South Central UK. It's like South Central LA, but with tea.

And cetaceans.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Join me for a final beer?

That depends on what you call a beer, of course, but I think we can
work something out.

Did I say beer? I meant stout.

You have a deal there, then.

All in all this thread was for people who came to the newsgroup more
than two days running, something I've never done.

Really? Janica has a History, you know, where these things can be
forever verified.

Probably an exaggeration, but I was never very good at maintaining or
even creating a conversation. More of a magical thread ender,

Post by Chucky & Janica
Well, maybe not this specific fact, but let's just say I have my
doubts, and am a surly and sceptical drunk. Hic.

But I've always
respected it! Well not always, I suppose... or really ever. I mean,
shit, look at the name. It has "Welcome" and "Contro" in it.

And also "BACK Party".
You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?
Makes no sense to me either.

I see you're holding up great under the strain of eternal darkness.

I guess it stands to reason that the only group member I ever
conflicted with was the other happy go lucky goofball. BUT I HAVE A
BRAIN CELL.

*reminisces*
Oh right, you were one of those poor fuckers trying to convince him
that Wales was not a separate country from the rest of the UK.

Probably my shining moment of focus on this group. I actually cared
about posting at that point. Don't know how that happened.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Wait, I was one of those poor fuckers as well!

Yeah we agreed a couple times. I don't know how or why.

What was the point of the thread initially, anyway? I know J has a
whole history entry about it, but give me a summation.
wtb
*hat that possesses all the hallmarks of hatdom but still fails
utterly in being a hat*

Also Google likes to not actually save the History entries themselves,
but rather the bits that dumb people posted in response.
Also also, vis a vis eternal darkness: Finland.
wtb

*addendum hat*

Chucky & Janica

2010-03-07 18:57:41 UTC

On Sun, 7 Mar 2010 08:51:15 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by balls wubbles balls
Also Google likes to not actually save the History entries themselves,
but rather the bits that dumb people posted in response.

Yeah, that's a funny quirk right there. Maybe it was Google striking
out against its archenemy, Freeagent.

Post by balls wubbles balls
Also also, vis a vis eternal darkness: Finland.

nObAsshole: Yo.

C&J

*two hats, one each, based on the Spaceball helmet, so when we sit
side by side we look provocative*

Chucky & Janica

2010-03-07 18:38:59 UTC

On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 22:26:14 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by balls wubbles balls
All in all this thread was for people who came to the newsgroup more
than two days running, something I've never done.

Really? Janica has a History, you know, where these things can be
forever verified.

Probably an exaggeration, but I was never very good at maintaining or
even creating a conversation. More of a magical thread ender,

Well, it's not going to work in this case, let me tell you! Not even
KMA could kill this thread with a big barrel of stolen thredicide.

Post by Chucky & Janica
You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?
Makes no sense to me either.

I see you're holding up great under the strain of eternal darkness.

It looked into me, and I think it winked.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Oh right, you were one of those poor fuckers trying to convince him
that Wales was not a separate country from the rest of the UK.

Probably my shining moment of focus on this group. I actually cared
about posting at that point. Don't know how that happened.

Contro is insidious.

And remember Insidious? He was ... Contro.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Wait, I was one of those poor fuckers as well!

Yeah we agreed a couple times. I don't know how or why.

It was the fact that Wales was part of the UK and didn't have its own
government. I have to say it took some pretty radical intrusions of
reality to put us on the same page.

Post by Chucky & Janica
*hat made out of ancient beer coasters glued together by ancient beer
and vomit, with a bottle-cap motif*

What was the point of the thread initially, anyway? I know J has a
whole history entry about it, but give me a summation.

The Wales thread? The whole point of it was that I said Wales wasn't a
separate country to the rest of the UK, and Contro said it was.

But the thread changed to be "Wales" (and also "Whales") at some point
halfway along. I don't really remember what it was originally. Was it
part of the "Interesting?" thread? Good times. Fast cars. And so on.

C&J

*hat, with sparkles, that is otherwise unadorned but nevertheless will
be difficult to top, as it is a hat and therefore already on the top*

balls wubbles balls

2010-03-09 15:50:05 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Wed, 3 Mar 2010 22:26:14 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by balls wubbles balls
All in all this thread was for people who came to the newsgroup more
than two days running, something I've never done.

Really? Janica has a History, you know, where these things can be
forever verified.

Probably an exaggeration, but I was never very good at maintaining or
even creating a conversation. More of a magical thread ender,

Well, it's not going to work in this case, let me tell you! Not even
KMA could kill this thread with a big barrel of stolen thredicide.

I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

Post by Chucky & Janica
You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?
Makes no sense to me either.

I see you're holding up great under the strain of eternal darkness.

It looked into me, and I think it winked.

Are you sure that's what it did? Did it have one eye or two?

Post by Chucky & Janica
Oh right, you were one of those poor fuckers trying to convince him
that Wales was not a separate country from the rest of the UK.

Probably my shining moment of focus on this group. I actually cared
about posting at that point. Don't know how that happened.

Contro is insidious.
And remember Insidious? He was ... Contro.

I'm espousing an admittedly badly researched theory on The Other Group
right now that Tim Bruening or whoever is actually a false Contro
thrown out by the pattern. His circular arguments are very
convincing, he just lacks the LOL.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Wait, I was one of those poor fuckers as well!

Yeah we agreed a couple times. I don't know how or why.

It was the fact that Wales was part of the UK and didn't have its own
government. I have to say it took some pretty radical intrusions of
reality to put us on the same page.

Since then I've made steps to prevent said intrusions far more
effectively. Have no fear! I see that by moving to Finland you've
done the same. In my head you eat only gingerbread, just in the
shapes of different foods.

"Oh man this fried-chicken-shape is scrumptious, Janica, pass the four-
sticks-of-butter-shape, please!"
*corpulent gurgle*

Post by Chucky & Janica
*hat made out of ancient beer coasters glued together by ancient beer
and vomit, with a bottle-cap motif*

What was the point of the thread initially, anyway? I know J has a
whole history entry about it, but give me a summation.

Was that the thread with the amazing country name cascade? That was a
winner.

Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J
*hat, with sparkles, that is otherwise unadorned but nevertheless will
be difficult to top, as it is a hat and therefore already on the top*

*hat that appears sentient, trying its best to touch as little hair as
possible*

Chucky & Janica

2010-03-13 09:07:36 UTC

On Tue, 9 Mar 2010 07:50:05 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
Well, it's not going to work in this case, let me tell you! Not even
KMA could kill this thread with a big barrel of stolen thredicide.

I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

No idea. It could be that he stole your identity, so in that sense you
are the same person.

Post by Chucky & Janica
You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?
Makes no sense to me either.

I see you're holding up great under the strain of eternal darkness.

It looked into me, and I think it winked.

Are you sure that's what it did? Did it have one eye or two?

*loses sanity*

Post by balls wubbles balls
I'm espousing an admittedly badly researched theory on The Other Group
right now that Tim Bruening or whoever is actually a false Contro
thrown out by the pattern. His circular arguments are very
convincing, he just lacks the LOL.

Bruening is hilarious. He's been around forever and he's always been
that way.

Post by balls wubbles balls
Since then I've made steps to prevent said intrusions far more
effectively. Have no fear! I see that by moving to Finland you've
done the same. In my head you eat only gingerbread, just in the
shapes of different foods.
"Oh man this fried-chicken-shape is scrumptious, Janica, pass the four-
sticks-of-butter-shape, please!"
*corpulent gurgle*

That's downright disturbing.

Post by Chucky & Janica
The Wales thread? The whole point of it was that I said Wales wasn't a
separate country to the rest of the UK, and Contro said it was.
But the thread changed to be "Wales" (and also "Whales") at some point
halfway along. I don't really remember what it was originally. Was it
part of the "Interesting?" thread? Good times. Fast cars. And so on.

Was that the thread with the amazing country name cascade? That was a
winner.

I think so. We're still waiting for bruce to make his response.

C&J

*crosspost party hat borrowed from crosspost party thread elsewhere,
made sometime in 2002, it's out of date but I like it anyway, like
Usenet itself*

mgraves

2010-03-16 04:17:34 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Tue, 9 Mar 2010 07:50:05 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
Well, it's not going to work in this case, let me tell you! Not even
KMA could kill this thread with a big barrel of stolen thredicide.

I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

And as I recall, I am F1?

Post by Chucky & Janica
No idea. It could be that he stole your identity, so in that sense you
are the same person.

Post by Chucky & Janica
You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?
Makes no sense to me either.

I see you're holding up great under the strain of eternal darkness.

It looked into me, and I think it winked.

Are you sure that's what it did? Did it have one eye or two?

*loses sanity*

mispeeled virginity

Bruening is hilarious. He's been around forever and he's always been
that way.

Homophile.

Since then I've made steps to prevent said intrusions far more
effectively. Have no fear! I see that by moving to Finland you've
done the same. In my head you eat only gingerbread, just in the
shapes of different foods.
"Oh man this fried-chicken-shape is scrumptious, Janica, pass the four-
sticks-of-butter-shape, please!"
*corpulent gurgle*

That's downright disturbing.

You should see my taint....

Was that the thread with the amazing country name cascade? That was a
winner.

Cuntry? I call it home. BTW I won that game, cunt.

Post by Chucky & Janica
I think so. We're still waiting for bruce to make his response.

Bruce? He's the ghost in the machine. A figment, an illusion, an
hysterectomy wrapped inside an enema ...you get the idea.

Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J
*crosspost party hat borrowed from crosspost party thread elsewhere,
made sometime in 2002, it's out of date but I like it anyway, like
Usenet itself*

-mgraves

--I’m gonna play the odds here and say it probably upsets feminists
too.

*spam hat directly from Facebook Tom...or
whomeverthefuckcuntcameupwiththatshitthatispipeddirectfromthewebsintomyphone*

balls wubbles balls

2010-03-16 16:46:48 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Tue, 9 Mar 2010 07:50:05 -0800 (PST), balls wubbles balls

Post by Chucky & Janica
Well, it's not going to work in this case, let me tell you! Not even
KMA could kill this thread with a big barrel of stolen thredicide.

I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

And as I recall, I am F1?

Man, this newsgroup would be shit without us. Well, it'd be worse
anyway.

Post by Chucky & Janica
No idea. It could be that he stole your identity, so in that sense you
are the same person.

Post by Chucky & Janica
You know, like "there's a party on my back, and Quasimodo was
invited."?
Makes no sense to me either.

I see you're holding up great under the strain of eternal darkness.

It looked into me, and I think it winked.

Are you sure that's what it did? Did it have one eye or two?

*loses sanity*

mispeeled virginity

Clyde can't see the keys.

Bruening is hilarious. He's been around forever and he's always been
that way.

Homophile.

Yeah I was reading more about him, and apparently he's something of a
NG bot / autistic fellow? 500,000 usenet postings? Reposts the same
stuff every year or something? Fascinating case study.

Since then I've made steps to prevent said intrusions far more
effectively. Have no fear! I see that by moving to Finland you've
done the same. In my head you eat only gingerbread, just in the
shapes of different foods.
"Oh man this fried-chicken-shape is scrumptious, Janica, pass the four-
sticks-of-butter-shape, please!"
*corpulent gurgle*

That's downright disturbing.

You should see my taint....

I think he looked into your eternal darkness a little up the thread.

Was that the thread with the amazing country name cascade? That was a
winner.

Cuntry? I call it home. BTW I won that game, cunt.

NO PROOF NO PROOF NO PROOF

Post by Chucky & Janica
I think so. We're still waiting for bruce to make his response.

Bruce? He's the ghost in the machine. A figment, an illusion, an
hysterectomy wrapped inside an enema ...you get the idea.

Fascinating case study #2.

wtb

*lights butter hat on fire*

Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom

2010-03-19 09:55:18 UTC

I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

And as I recall, I am F1?

Man, this newsgroup would be shit without us. Well, it'd be worse
anyway.

I find this whole line of thought to be disturbing and weird and I
think it should stop. Which is why I am demanding that it continue and
am offering prizes for the person who can turn out to be the most
other people, and incidentally I seem to be channelling Ilya.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Bruening is hilarious. He's been around forever and he's always been
that way.

Homophile.

Yeah I was reading more about him, and apparently he's something of a
NG bot / autistic fellow? 500,000 usenet postings? Reposts the same
stuff every year or something? Fascinating case study.

Yeah, really seems to annoy some of those guys. Enough to cause them
to make up funny names and mix genders around and stuff, which is
generally about all they are capable of. Bunch of wimps.

Post by Chucky & Janica
That's downright disturbing.

You should see my taint....

I think he looked into your eternal darkness a little up the thread.

*loses more sanity*

*lights butter hat on fire*

What's a butter hat? "She made hundreds of posts to the WBCPT, butter
hat"?

***@w
--
*hat made of Mgraves's taint*

Ilya Popov

2010-04-29 03:48:03 UTC

Post by balls wubbles balls
I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

And as I recall, I am F1?

Man, this newsgroup would be shit without us. Well, it'd be worse
anyway.

Someone call my name?

-Lord Fauntlevich

Chucky & Janica

2010-04-30 18:37:09 UTC

On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:48:03 -0700 (PDT), Ilya Popov

Post by Ilya Popov

Post by Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom
I find this whole line of thought to be disturbing and weird and I
think it should stop. Which is why I am demanding that it continue and
am offering prizes for the person who can turn out to be the most
other people, and incidentally I seem to be channelling Ilya.

Someone call my name?

If I say it three times, will you vanish like Beetlejuice?

C&J

Ilya the Recusant

2010-06-16 07:41:07 UTC

In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Chucky &

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:48:03 -0700 (PDT), Ilya Popov

Post by Ilya Popov

Someone call my name?

If I say it three times, will you vanish like Beetlejuice?

It wasn't necessary the last time I vanished, so can't imagine it
would be necessary now.

Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J

Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J

Chucky & Janica

2010-06-21 15:33:13 UTC

On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:41:07 +1000, Ilya the Recusant

Post by Ilya Popov

Someone call my name?

If I say it three times, will you vanish like Beetlejuice?

It wasn't necessary the last time I vanished, so can't imagine it
would be necessary now.

Just so you know, it is very bad form to reappear in the WBCPT, and
then vanish again without buying anyone a drink.

And since there doesn't seem to be anyone else around...

C&J

*small, timid, hopeful hat with a fur brim*

Chucky & Janica

2010-04-30 18:38:17 UTC

On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:48:03 -0700 (PDT), Ilya Popov

Post by Ilya Popov
Someone call my name?

Gah, where's my hat?

*grabs Ilya's hat*

*dons*

You never ask us around for coffee...

C&J

Come on. That was quality.

*pair of cotton balls on heads as hats*

Ilya the Recusant

2010-09-27 22:50:12 UTC

In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Chucky &

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 20:48:03 -0700 (PDT), Ilya Popov

Post by Ilya Popov
Someone call my name?

Gah, where's my hat?

Right over there.

Post by Chucky & Janica
*grabs Ilya's hat*
*dons*

Oi!

Post by Chucky & Janica
You never ask us around for coffee...

Well the problem is you always go around, rather than go there
directly!

Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J
Come on. That was quality.

You took my hat!

Post by Chucky & Janica
*pair of cotton balls on heads as hats*

That's not my hat!

Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J

Chucky & Janica

2010-10-09 10:05:12 UTC

On Tue, 28 Sep 2010 08:50:12 +1000, Ilya the Recusant

Post by Ilya Popov
Someone call my name?

Gah, where's my hat?

Right over there.

*looks*

I think that's a piece of Corbin.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Come on. That was quality.

You took my hat!

It turned out to be a mistake.

Post by Chucky & Janica
*pair of cotton balls on heads as hats*

That's not my hat!

A cotton-balls-up.

C&J

*self-twirling brandy glass as a hat*

Contro

2010-11-28 16:35:57 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Tue, 28 Sep 2010 08:50:12 +1000, Ilya the Recusant

Post by Ilya Popov
Someone call my name?

Gah, where's my hat?

Right over there.

*looks*
I think that's a piece of Corbin.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Come on. That was quality.

You took my hat!

It turned out to be a mistake.

Post by Chucky & Janica
*pair of cotton balls on heads as hats*

That's not my hat!

A cotton-balls-up.
C&J
*self-twirling brandy glass as a hat*

Is this the very same thread, or one of its subsets?!

*unsure hat, but well, it's a hat hat*

Newsreader

2010-11-28 18:16:50 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Tue, 28 Sep 2010 08:50:12 +1000, Ilya the Recusant

Post by Ilya Popov
Someone call my name?

Gah, where's my hat?

Right over there.

*looks*
I think that's a piece of Corbin.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Come on. That was quality.

You took my hat!

It turned out to be a mistake.

Post by Chucky & Janica
*pair of cotton balls on heads as hats*

That's not my hat!

A cotton-balls-up.
C&J
*self-twirling brandy glass as a hat*

Is this the very same thread, or one of its subsets?!

*unsure hat, but well, it's a hat hat*

Hey, my reply came through! I thought I had sent this to someone via an
email! Yay!

*hat that got the cream...er hat*

Chucky & Janica

2010-12-06 07:37:15 UTC

Post by Newsreader
Hey, my reply came through! I thought I had sent this to someone via an
email! Yay!

Barkeep! A drink for my friend Newsreader.

C&J

*bottomless Guinness and Amarula hats, respectively*

Contro

2011-01-19 21:09:29 UTC

Post by Newsreader
Hey, my reply came through! I thought I had sent this to someone via an
email! Yay!

Barkeep! A drink for my friend Newsreader.

LOL he's better than me!

Hey, I saw on FB a reference to Mr C and coke...is he really obsessed with
coke? My tipple is Pepsi Max, you see. I bought 30 bottles in one visit to
the supermarket once....I have a photo somewhere of my trolley!

Contro

*Pepsi Max glass for a hat!*

Chucky & Janica

2011-01-21 17:52:13 UTC

Post by Contro
Hey, I saw on FB a reference to Mr C and coke...is he really obsessed with
coke?

Dear God, have things degenerated so far? Are the old legends so
completely forgotten?

Post by Contro
My tipple is Pepsi Max, you see.

Am I really going to have to throw you out of your own party?

Post by Contro
I bought 30 bottles in one visit to
the supermarket once....I have a photo somewhere of my trolley!

*piano stops playing*

Post by Contro
*Pepsi Max glass for a hat!*

*everybody drops their cards, puts down their drinks, draws back, and
stares in horrified fascination*

Boys, looks like the Brit's about to have his-self an accident.

C&J

*lynchin' hat*

Contro

2011-01-21 19:37:24 UTC

Post by Contro
Hey, I saw on FB a reference to Mr C and coke...is he really obsessed with
coke?
Dear God, have things degenerated so far? Are the old legends so
completely forgotten?

LOL well I didn't think he really liked it...although I don't know why I
thought you guys kept talking about it LOL

Post by Contro
My tipple is Pepsi Max, you see.
Am I really going to have to throw you out of your own party?

LOL it's nice! Coke tried to copy it with Coke Zero!

Post by Contro
I bought 30 bottles in one visit to
the supermarket once....I have a photo somewhere of my trolley!
*piano stops playing*

Post by Contro
*Pepsi Max glass for a hat!*
*everybody drops their cards, puts down their drinks, draws back, and
stares in horrified fascination*
Boys, looks like the Brit's about to have his-self an accident.

LOL doesn't anyone here drink Pepsi Max?! It's not like the regular stuff!

Post by Contro
C&J
*lynchin' hat*

*what would happen if you mixed Pepsi and Coke? hat*

Chucky & Janica

2011-01-22 14:14:56 UTC

Post by Contro
Hey, I saw on FB a reference to Mr C and coke...is he really obsessed with
coke?
Dear God, have things degenerated so far? Are the old legends so
completely forgotten?

LOL well I didn't think he really liked it...although I don't know why I
thought you guys kept talking about it LOL

Well, you are Contro.

Post by Contro
My tipple is Pepsi Max, you see.
Am I really going to have to throw you out of your own party?

LOL it's nice! Coke tried to copy it with Coke Zero!

That was a stupid idea, and P*psi Max is still worse.

Post by Contro
I bought 30 bottles in one visit to
the supermarket once....I have a photo somewhere of my trolley!

*piano stops playing*
*Pepsi Max glass for a hat!*
*everybody drops their cards, puts down their drinks, draws back, and
stares in horrified fascination*
Boys, looks like the Brit's about to have his-self an accident.

LOL doesn't anyone here drink Pepsi Max?! It's not like the regular stuff!
*what would happen if you mixed Pepsi and Coke? hat*

*long silence*

*somebody throws a bottle*

*party erupts into a brawl, piano starts playing again, chairs fly*

C&J

*saloon doors as a hat*

Contro

2011-03-28 00:24:41 UTC

Post by Contro
Hey, I saw on FB a reference to Mr C and coke...is he really obsessed with
coke?
Dear God, have things degenerated so far? Are the old legends so
completely forgotten?

LOL well I didn't think he really liked it...although I don't know why I
thought you guys kept talking about it LOL

Well, you are Contro.

Post by Contro
My tipple is Pepsi Max, you see.
Am I really going to have to throw you out of your own party?

LOL it's nice! Coke tried to copy it with Coke Zero!
That was a stupid idea, and P*psi Max is still worse.

I put my 30 bottle orgy on facebook now! Have a look!

Post by Contro
I bought 30 bottles in one visit to
the supermarket once....I have a photo somewhere of my trolley!

LOL doesn't anyone here drink Pepsi Max?! It's not like the regular stuff!
*what would happen if you mixed Pepsi and Coke? hat*
*long silence*
*somebody throws a bottle*
*party erupts into a brawl, piano starts playing again, chairs fly*

LOLOL Perish the thought!

C&J

*saloon doors as a hat*

Chucky & Janica

2011-03-30 08:01:36 UTC

Post by Contro
LOL it's nice! Coke tried to copy it with Coke Zero!
That was a stupid idea, and P*psi Max is still worse.

I put my 30 bottle orgy on facebook now! Have a look!

*squint* I don't know what that means, but some perverse part of me
really does want to check it out.

Post by Contro
*what would happen if you mixed Pepsi and Coke? hat*
*long silence*
*somebody throws a bottle*
*party erupts into a brawl, piano starts playing again, chairs fly*

LOLOL Perish the thought!

*swings on chandelier*

C&J

*chandelier as a hat*

Contro

2011-03-30 19:04:34 UTC

Post by Contro
LOL it's nice! Coke tried to copy it with Coke Zero!
That was a stupid idea, and P*psi Max is still worse.

I put my 30 bottle orgy on facebook now! Have a look!
*squint* I don't know what that means, but some perverse part of me
really does want to check it out.

LOL I think you'll like it! Have you seen it yet?

Post by Contro
*what would happen if you mixed Pepsi and Coke? hat*
*long silence*
*somebody throws a bottle*
*party erupts into a brawl, piano starts playing again, chairs fly*

LOLOL Perish the thought!
*swings on chandelier*

That too!

Post by Contro
C&J
*chandelier as a hat*

*Debs as a hat*

Chucky & Janica

2011-04-03 06:23:27 UTC

Post by Contro
I put my 30 bottle orgy on facebook now! Have a look!
*squint* I don't know what that means, but some perverse part of me
really does want to check it out.

LOL I think you'll like it! Have you seen it yet?

Must have missed it, will go looking.

Post by Contro
*what would happen if you mixed Pepsi and Coke? hat*
*long silence*
*somebody throws a bottle*
*party erupts into a brawl, piano starts playing again, chairs fly*

LOLOL Perish the thought!
*swings on chandelier*

That too!

*smashes chair over somebody's head*

Post by Contro
*chandelier as a hat*

*Debs as a hat*

*stops in the middle of brawl, gaping*

That's just not right.

C&J

*smashed chair as a hat*

Contro

2011-04-03 19:14:16 UTC

Post by Contro
I put my 30 bottle orgy on facebook now! Have a look!
*squint* I don't know what that means, but some perverse part of me
really does want to check it out.

LOL I think you'll like it! Have you seen it yet?
Must have missed it, will go looking.

LOL well I hope it'll be worth it! Had a Coke Zero one as well this
weekend...not as big though.

Post by Contro
*what would happen if you mixed Pepsi and Coke? hat*
*long silence*
*somebody throws a bottle*
*party erupts into a brawl, piano starts playing again, chairs fly*

LOLOL Perish the thought!
*swings on chandelier*

That too!
*smashes chair over somebody's head*

...and that!

Post by Contro
*chandelier as a hat*

*Debs as a hat*
*stops in the middle of brawl, gaping*
That's just not right.

Quite roomy though...! A snug fit

*warm hat*

Chucky & Janica

2011-04-04 06:46:21 UTC

Post by Contro
I put my 30 bottle orgy on facebook now! Have a look!
*squint* I don't know what that means, but some perverse part of me
really does want to check it out.

LOL I think you'll like it! Have you seen it yet?
Must have missed it, will go looking.

LOL well I hope it'll be worth it! Had a Coke Zero one as well this
weekend...not as big though.

So, what, they were on sale? You crazy bastard.

That stuff is the Devil and you will be punished.

Post by Contro
*Debs as a hat*
*stops in the middle of brawl, gaping*
That's just not right.

Quite roomy though...! A snug fit
*warm hat*

Agh!

C&J

*hat of convenient memory erasure and mental image eradication*

Contro

2011-04-05 18:46:54 UTC

Post by Contro
I put my 30 bottle orgy on facebook now! Have a look!
*squint* I don't know what that means, but some perverse part of me
really does want to check it out.

LOL I think you'll like it! Have you seen it yet?
Must have missed it, will go looking.

LOL well I hope it'll be worth it! Had a Coke Zero one as well this
weekend...not as big though.
So, what, they were on sale? You crazy bastard.

haha, yep! This time it was 4 for 2! Less than a pound each!

Post by Contro
That stuff is the Devil and you will be punished.

Aye, you could well be right! What do you drink?!

Post by Contro
*Debs as a hat*
*stops in the middle of brawl, gaping*
That's just not right.

Quite roomy though...! A snug fit
*warm hat*
Agh!

LOL There's room for two!

*hat of convenient memory erasure and mental image eradication - 1*

Chucky & Janica

2011-04-06 05:26:06 UTC

Post by Contro
LOL well I hope it'll be worth it! Had a Coke Zero one as well this
weekend...not as big though.
So, what, they were on sale? You crazy bastard.

haha, yep! This time it was 4 for 2! Less than a pound each!

They're practically giving them away! Buy 30!

Post by Contro
That stuff is the Devil and you will be punished.

Aye, you could well be right! What do you drink?!

Coke. Sometimes. I'm too old to drink it very often now, it angries up
the blood and keeps me awake and gives me paranoia attacks. Damn
caffeine. Can't live with it, can't live without it.

Post by Contro
*Debs as a hat*
*stops in the middle of brawl, gaping*
That's just not right.

Quite roomy though...! A snug fit
*warm hat*
Agh!

LOL There's room for two!

AGH!

C&J

*hat of convenient memory erasure and mental image eradication + 1*

Contro

2011-04-12 19:09:17 UTC

Post by Contro
LOL well I hope it'll be worth it! Had a Coke Zero one as well this
weekend...not as big though.
So, what, they were on sale? You crazy bastard.

haha, yep! This time it was 4 for 2! Less than a pound each!
They're practically giving them away! Buy 30!

LOL The only reason I didn't was because I'm not a huge Coke Zero fan...I
settled for 8 I think it was....or was it more? hmm...not sure now! Well,
some multiple of 4 anyway! Could have been 12 or 16!!!

Post by Contro
That stuff is the Devil and you will be punished.

Aye, you could well be right! What do you drink?!
Coke. Sometimes. I'm too old to drink it very often now, it angries up
the blood and keeps me awake and gives me paranoia attacks. Damn
caffeine. Can't live with it, can't live without it.

LOL crikey! I'm an odd one, as I have a coffee in my huge mug before bed
(two spoons!)...!

Post by Contro
*Debs as a hat*
*stops in the middle of brawl, gaping*
That's just not right.

Quite roomy though...! A snug fit
*warm hat*
Agh!

LOL There's room for two!
AGH!

You even get those ear warmers!

*ears nice and warm hat*

Chucky & Janica

2011-04-15 12:28:52 UTC

Post by Contro
*Debs as a hat*
*stops in the middle of brawl, gaping*
That's just not right.

Quite roomy though...! A snug fit
*warm hat*
Agh!

LOL There's room for two!
AGH!

You even get those ear warmers!

Stop!

*covers eyes*

C&J

*eye-covering hat*

Chucky & Janica

2010-12-06 07:35:56 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
*pair of cotton balls on heads as hats*

That's not my hat!

A cotton-balls-up.
*self-twirling brandy glass as a hat*

Is this the very same thread, or one of its subsets?!
*unsure hat, but well, it's a hat hat*

*gape*

*splutter*

Did Contro come back to the WBCPT? This is all wrong!

It's technically the same thread, because it's the same name and the
post was made from a reply to an older one, which in turn was made
from a reply to an older one, but I think most newsreaders break them
up into separate threads of the same name these days.

It's just too big, old and horrible for them to handle.

That reminds me. Where's Debs? She should be here to make a toast.

Contro, speech!

C&J

*hats that look like a bottomless Guinness keg made of gold, and a
bottomless bottle of Amarula, also made of gold, respectively.
Actually, that's exactly what they are*

Contro

2011-01-19 21:12:48 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
*pair of cotton balls on heads as hats*

That's not my hat!

A cotton-balls-up.
*self-twirling brandy glass as a hat*

Is this the very same thread, or one of its subsets?!
*unsure hat, but well, it's a hat hat*

*gape*

*splutter*

Did Contro come back to the WBCPT? This is all wrong!

LOL yes, it's still crazy how one of the biggest threads was about me, but I
never really said anything in it! Was it started off because I sent that
Christmas message that year? Takes me back!

It's technically the same thread, because it's the same name and the
post was made from a reply to an older one, which in turn was made
from a reply to an older one, but I think most newsreaders break them
up into separate threads of the same name these days.

It's just too big, old and horrible for them to handle.

Sounds a bit like one of those worm viruses!

That reminds me. Where's Debs? She should be here to make a toast.

a toast or some toast?!

Contro, speech!

Hello! Er, that's all I know!

C&J

*hats that look like a bottomless Guinness keg made of gold, and a
bottomless bottle of Amarula, also made of gold, respectively.
Actually, that's exactly what they are*

*Alec Guinness for a hat. A blue, hologram sort, where he's dressed as
Obi-Wan Kenobi*

Chucky & Janica

2011-01-21 17:54:24 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
That reminds me. Where's Debs? She should be here to make a toast.

a toast or some toast?!

Both!

Post by Contro
Contro, speech!
Hello! Er, that's all I know!

That's our Contro.

C&J

*lynchin' hat*

Contro

2011-01-21 19:39:20 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
That reminds me. Where's Debs? She should be here to make a toast.

a toast or some toast?!
Both!

Sounds good to me! Mind you, I have recently been buying a salt and pepper
bloomer from the local supermarket, and it's been rather good! I also have
some clover honey which I've been putting on it...it's great, let me tell
you!

Post by Contro
Contro, speech!
Hello! Er, that's all I know!
That's our Contro.

LOL well it's alright for toast!

Post by Contro
C&J
*lynchin' hat*

*toast hat*

Aaron

2011-01-21 19:59:35 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
That reminds me. Where's Debs? She should be here to make a toast.

a toast or some toast?!
Both!

Post by Contro
Contro, speech!
Hello! Er, that's all I know!
That's our Contro.

LOL well it's alright for toast!

Post by Contro
C&J
*lynchin' hat*

*toast hat*

This thread is pointless if it was meant to be a continuation. It only
has 38 posts on Google Groups.

It is misnamed if it is meant to be a new, second WBCPT.

-Aaron

*asshole hat, not to be confused with "asshat"*

Chucky & Janica

2011-01-22 14:16:50 UTC

Post by Aaron
This thread is pointless if it was meant to be a continuation. It only
has 38 posts on Google Groups.

That's because Google Groups is broken and can't handle a thread this
big.

C&J

*saloon doors as a hat*

Contro

2011-08-20 23:02:36 UTC

Post by Aaron

Post by Chucky & Janica
That reminds me. Where's Debs? She should be here to make a toast.

a toast or some toast?!
Both!

Post by Contro
Contro, speech!
Hello! Er, that's all I know!
That's our Contro.

LOL well it's alright for toast!

Post by Contro
C&J
*lynchin' hat*

*toast hat*

This thread is pointless if it was meant to be a continuation. It only
has 38 posts on Google Groups.
It is misnamed if it is meant to be a new, second WBCPT.
-Aaron
*asshole hat, not to be confused with "asshat"*

39 posts or something! Well, some more anyway!

*posts++ hat*

Chucky & Janica

2011-01-22 14:16:12 UTC

Post by Contro
Sounds good to me! Mind you, I have recently been buying a salt and pepper
bloomer from the local supermarket, and it's been rather good! I also have
some clover honey which I've been putting on it...it's great, let me tell
you!

I thought bloomers were a sort of old-woman's underwear.

Oh my *God*.

C&J

*saloon doors as a hat*

Contro

2011-03-28 00:25:58 UTC

LOLOLOL Chucky! It's bread, I tell you!!!!

C&J

*saloon doors as a hat*

Chucky & Janica

2011-03-30 08:02:17 UTC

LOLOLOL Chucky! It's bread, I tell you!!!!

Salt and pepper underwear for your elderly hookers. You sick bastard.

C&J

*chandelier as a hat*

Contro

2011-03-30 19:06:11 UTC

LOLOLOL Chucky! It's bread, I tell you!!!!
Salt and pepper underwear for your elderly hookers. You sick bastard.

LOL I can't win!

*bloomer for a hat*

Contro

2011-08-20 23:04:02 UTC

I thought bloomers were a sort of old-woman's underwear.
Oh my *God*.
C&J
*saloon doors as a hat*

LOLOL noooo! And I didn't put them on my head!

Chucky & Janica

2011-08-24 09:06:51 UTC

I thought bloomers were a sort of old-woman's underwear.
Oh my *God*.

LOLOL noooo! And I didn't put them on my head!

Now why would we ever think you might have done that? Evidently you
must have thought there was a good chance we'd guess you did, or you
wouldn't bother denying it.

C&J

*salt and pepper hat*

Contro

2011-09-01 11:11:00 UTC

I thought bloomers were a sort of old-woman's underwear.
Oh my *God*.

LOLOL noooo! And I didn't put them on my head!

Now why would we ever think you might have done that? Evidently you
must have thought there was a good chance we'd guess you did, or you
wouldn't bother denying it.
C&J
*salt and pepper hat*

I pre-empted your question! I know what you're like!

And I notice your hat avoided the term "bloomer"!

*Double Chocolate Oreo hat*

Ilya the Recusant

2011-01-27 08:10:13 UTC

In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Contro

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Tue, 28 Sep 2010 08:50:12 +1000, Ilya the Recusant

Post by Ilya Popov
Someone call my name?

Gah, where's my hat?

Right over there.

*looks*
I think that's a piece of Corbin.

Post by Chucky & Janica
Come on. That was quality.

You took my hat!

It turned out to be a mistake.

Post by Chucky & Janica
*pair of cotton balls on heads as hats*

That's not my hat!

A cotton-balls-up.
C&J
*self-twirling brandy glass as a hat*

Is this the very same thread, or one of its subsets?!
*unsure hat, but well, it's a hat hat*

Fucking hell, this thread is still going?

Damn.

Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J

Chucky & Janica

2011-02-06 11:16:06 UTC

On Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:10:13 +1100, Ilya the Recusant

Post by Contro
Is this the very same thread, or one of its subsets?!
*unsure hat, but well, it's a hat hat*

Fucking hell, this thread is still going?

Where's your hat, boy?

System, show this gentleman the door.

*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

Post by Ilya the Recusant
Damn.

You said it.

C&J

*I'm With System hats*

Ilya the Recusant

2011-02-07 06:46:39 UTC

In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Chucky &

Post by Chucky & Janica
On Thu, 27 Jan 2011 19:10:13 +1100, Ilya the Recusant

Post by Contro
Is this the very same thread, or one of its subsets?!
*unsure hat, but well, it's a hat hat*

Fucking hell, this thread is still going?

Where's your hat, boy?
System, show this gentleman the door.
*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

You framed that sentence perfectly.

Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J
*I'm With System hats*

Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J

Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom

2011-02-07 10:10:15 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
Where's your hat, boy?
System, show this gentleman the door.
*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

You framed that sentence perfectly.

Also, made an inadvertent but brilliant "hatboy" joke.

***@w
--
*enormous sparkly rainbow hat*

Jussi Uosukainen

2011-03-01 12:07:39 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
Where's your hat, boy?
System, show this gentleman the door.
*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

You framed that sentence perfectly.

Also, made an inadvertent but brilliant "hatboy" joke.
--
*enormous sparkly rainbow hat*

You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

--
/jussi
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point
out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a
half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
* The Sandman

Ilya the Recusant

2011-03-02 14:23:59 UTC

In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Jussi

Post by Chucky & Janica
Where's your hat, boy?
System, show this gentleman the door.
*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

You framed that sentence perfectly.

Also, made an inadvertent but brilliant "hatboy" joke.
--
*enormous sparkly rainbow hat*

You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

The dimensions were all wrong.

Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J

Jussi Uosukainen

2011-03-03 10:06:02 UTC

Post by Ilya the Recusant
In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Jussi

Post by Chucky & Janica
Where's your hat, boy?
System, show this gentleman the door.
*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

You framed that sentence perfectly.

Also, made an inadvertent but brilliant "hatboy" joke.
--
*enormous sparkly rainbow hat*

You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

The dimensions were all wrong.
Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J

Chuckys dimensions have always been expansive.

--
/jussi
"There's no way you're going to get a quote from us to use
on your book cover" - Metropolitan Police spokesperson
Cover of " Wall and Piece" by Banksy

Chucky & Janica

2011-03-11 11:06:23 UTC

Post by Jussi Uosukainen
You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

The dimensions were all wrong.

Chuckys dimensions have always been expansive.

I will relegate both of you to one of my dimensions if you're not
careful.

C&J

*enormous sparkly rainbow hat which is, on closer inspection, some
sort of portal to Chucky's dimensions*

Ilya the Recusant

2011-03-13 00:48:46 UTC

In a not so bright galaxy nowhere near intelligent space, Chucky &

Post by Jussi Uosukainen
You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

The dimensions were all wrong.

Chuckys dimensions have always been expansive.

I will relegate both of you to one of my dimensions if you're not
careful.

If it's one where you fit, then that might be okay.

Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J
*enormous sparkly rainbow hat which is, on closer inspection, some
sort of portal to Chucky's dimensions*

Ilya the Recusant
-----------------
"Asshole" has a special place in my childhood, the point at which I
first learned that typical Americans were assholes.
- C&J

Jussi Uosukainen

2011-03-21 10:31:09 UTC

Post by Jussi Uosukainen
You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

The dimensions were all wrong.

Chuckys dimensions have always been expansive.

I will relegate both of you to one of my dimensions if you're not
careful.
C&J
*enormous sparkly rainbow hat which is, on closer inspection, some
sort of portal to Chucky's dimensions*

My lifetime is not enought to learn everything about Chuckys dimensions.

Besides, I have more interesting shit to do.

Chucky & Janica

2011-03-26 14:12:38 UTC

Post by Jussi Uosukainen
You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

The dimensions were all wrong.

Chuckys dimensions have always been expansive.

I will relegate both of you to one of my dimensions if you're not
careful.
*enormous sparkly rainbow hat which is, on closer inspection, some
sort of portal to Chucky's dimensions*

My lifetime is not enought to learn everything about Chuckys dimensions.
Besides, I have more interesting shit to do.

I bet there's a Nob-el prize in it for anyone to discover a new
dimension, even if it is one of mine.

C&J

*enormous sparkly rainbow hat which is, on closer inspection, some
sort of portal to Chucky's dimensions*

Chucky & Janica

2011-03-11 11:05:11 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
Where's your hat, boy?
System, show this gentleman the door.
*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

You framed that sentence perfectly.

Also, made an inadvertent but brilliant "hatboy" joke.

You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

How about you and hat, fucko?

C&J

*enormous sparkly rainbow hat*

Jussi Uosukainen

2011-03-21 10:32:40 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
Where's your hat, boy?
System, show this gentleman the door.
*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

You framed that sentence perfectly.

Also, made an inadvertent but brilliant "hatboy" joke.

You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

How about you and hat, fucko?

"Jussi has a tall balck top hat, with the words "Fuck Off" written
around the rim in gold."

Post by Chucky & Janica
C&J
*enormous sparkly rainbow hat*

--
/jussi
"Children are naïve -- they trust everyone. School is bad
enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a
church, you're asking for trouble."
* Frank Zappa

Chucky & Janica

2011-03-26 14:13:24 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
*System takes Ilya by the scruff of the neck and pushes his face into
the door*

You framed that sentence perfectly.

Also, made an inadvertent but brilliant "hatboy" joke.

You and brilliant don't fit into the same sentence.

How about you and hat, fucko?

"Jussi has a tall balck top hat, with the words "Fuck Off" written
around the rim in gold."

*squints*

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

*enormous sparkly rainbow hat which is, on closer inspection, some
sort of portal to Chucky's dimensions*

Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom

2010-03-19 09:51:30 UTC

I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

And as I recall, I am F1?

No way. You can spell.

Post by Chucky & Janica
*loses sanity*

mispeeled virginity

Hmm. Or *can* you?

"Oh man this fried-chicken-shape is scrumptious, Janica, pass the four-
sticks-of-butter-shape, please!"
*corpulent gurgle*

That's downright disturbing.

You should see my taint....

I really shouldn't.

***@w
--
*hat made of Mgraves's taint*

KMA

2010-03-16 12:32:25 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
Well, it's not going to work in this case, let me tell you! Not even
KMA could kill this thread with a big barrel of stolen thredicide.

*ponders*
Too much effort...
*wanders off*

Post by balls wubbles balls
I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

No idea. It could be that he stole your identity, so in that sense you
are the same person.

Pfft I am me bitches. *scowls darkly*

*skinned moldy smelly contro for a hat*

balls wubbles balls

2010-03-16 16:41:53 UTC

Post by KMA

Post by Chucky & Janica
Well, it's not going to work in this case, let me tell you! Not even
KMA could kill this thread with a big barrel of stolen thredicide.

*ponders*
Too much effort...
*wanders off*

*notices a smoking briefcase left behind*

Post by KMA

I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

No idea. It could be that he stole your identity, so in that sense you
are the same person.

Pfft I am me bitches. *scowls darkly*

*tenatively reaches out to touch the talking mirror*

Post by KMA
*skinned moldy smelly contro for a hat*

Oh man, you should take better care of your Contro. Chucky's has a
degree.

wtb

*butter hat*

Lord Fiddleshits Cuntbottom

2010-03-19 09:57:00 UTC

Post by KMA

I thought he home brewed. I don't think we ever posted at the same
time, either; what if we're the same person?

No idea. It could be that he stole your identity, so in that sense you
are the same person.

Pfft I am me bitches. *scowls darkly*

Oooh, it would just be rich if KMA had his e-dentity stolen.

***@w
--
*hat made of Mgraves's taint*

Brinner

2010-04-27 03:03:41 UTC

Post by Chucky & Janica
*hic*
*sobs quietly into flat beer*
This is the end ...
Beautiful friend ...
C&J
*beautiful hat*

Pretty much.
Never had a great deal to say in this thread, though there was that
one time...
wubbles
*remembers a hat*

Wait, what? Why is it the end?

*small shiny hat*

Brinner

Chucky & Janica

2010-04-30 18:39:00 UTC

On Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:03:41 -0700 (PDT), Brinner

Post by Brinner