Be warned

[Chucky@Hospital]

In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.

My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.


***@Hsptl

[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.

[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

[LordSnow]

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Very sorry to hear about your health troubles Chucky.

[Aaron]

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Blargh, TMI. How is it you gave me less information in email (thank
you for that) than you just did here? Attention whore!

And, why is a Dennis Leary joke about Lou Gehrig and Jesus ("bring me
my colostomy bag") running through my head?

Oh no! Spell check and a few years of Latin, combined with a reread of
your post, tells me I have just been horribly insensitive. So out of
character for me!

Forget I asked. Glad you're better, sorry about your ass...

-Aaron

[Chucky & Janica]

Post by Aaron
Blargh, TMI. How is it you gave me less information in email (thank
you for that) than you just did here? Attention whore!

Sorry, I was bored in the hospital and playing on my phone. Always
like to save my A-material for the groups.

Post by Aaron
And, why is a Dennis Leary joke about Lou Gehrig and Jesus ("bring me
my colostomy bag") running through my head?

Colostomy bags are ace.

Post by Aaron
Oh no! Spell check and a few years of Latin, combined with a reread of
your post, tells me I have just been horribly insensitive. So out of
character for me!

It does seem rather unusual.

Post by Aaron
Forget I asked. Glad you're better, sorry about your ass...

My arse never did anything for me, it's better off this way. I'm just
disappointed they didn't give me anything in a jar to remember.




C&J

[Aaron]

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
Blargh, TMI. How is it you gave me less information in email (thank
you for that) than you just did here? Attention whore!

Sorry, I was bored in the hospital and playing on my phone. Always
like to save my A-material for the groups.

A for Ass?

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
And, why is a Dennis Leary joke about Lou Gehrig and Jesus ("bring me
my colostomy bag") running through my head?

Colostomy bags are ace.

Then you can fart on cue. Awesome.

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
Oh no! Spell check and a few years of Latin, combined with a reread of
your post, tells me I have just been horribly insensitive. So out of
character for me!

It does seem rather unusual.

You are too kind.

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
Forget I asked. Glad you're better, sorry about your ass...

My arse never did anything for me, it's better off this way. I'm just
disappointed they didn't give me anything in a jar to remember.

Urk.

-Aaron

[Contro]

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.

Was it installed in your bottom?!

Post by ***@Hospital
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Ned Stark didn't have an arse?!

[Aaron]

Post by Contro

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.

Was it installed in your bottom?!

Post by ***@Hospital
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Ned Stark didn't have an arse?!

LOL

Probably. He was such a giant asshole, perhaps it was unnecessary. I
believe that was Chucky's point.

Post by Contro
Contro.

-Aaron

[Felix Reuthner]

Post by Contro
Ned Stark didn't have an arse?!

He performed the duties required of an arsehole, namely taking the shit
for King Robert. To mention that he also got royally screwed would take
this analogy too far.

Anyway, Chucky, you have my best hopes and wishes (for what they are
worth, which might be their weight in gold).

Felix

[Chucky & Janica]

Post by Felix Reuthner
Anyway, Chucky, you have my best hopes and wishes (for what they are
worth, which might be their weight in gold).

Thanks chief.



C&J

[Will in New Haven]

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Sorry to find out that you have had these medical problems. You
absolutely CANNOT have more opinions than you already had.

--
Will in New Haven

[Chucky & Janica]

On Wed, 7 Sep 2011 11:00:07 -0700 (PDT), Will in New Haven

Post by Will in New Haven
Sorry to find out that you have had these medical problems. You
absolutely CANNOT have more opinions than you already had.

Too late! Charles Strong is reanimated and lurching around the house,
with more opinions than ever before, and a bag of poo in his lap for
anyone who even thinks about disagreeing.



C&J

[Penelope Periwinkle]

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.

Glad to see you're up and bitching!

But, so, like, will you be arguing both sides of an issue? Doesn't
that make the rest of us like your arsehole, which is to say,
unnecessary and removable? Well, in my case, at least, like your
arsehole but cleaner and less flatulent.

Post by ***@Hospital
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Only, well, Ned Stark can't be reversed.


Penelope

[Chucky & Janica]

On Thu, 8 Sep 2011 09:03:35 -0700 (PDT), Penelope Periwinkle

Post by Penelope Periwinkle
But, so, like, will you be arguing both sides of an issue? Doesn't
that make the rest of us like your arsehole, which is to say,
unnecessary and removable? Well, in my case, at least, like your
arsehole but cleaner and less flatulent.

So basically, nothing has changed. I always had to argue with myself
to get anything useful done or said.

Post by Penelope Periwinkle

Post by ***@Hospital
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Only, well, Ned Stark can't be reversed.

I suppose not.



C&J

[Ben]

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.

Okay, it's probably completely politically incorrect, but I think all
those that will hate on me for it already do, so what the hell?

Can a hole be removed? It can be filled in (which sounds horrible
given the circumstances) or sewn up (which I am assuming was the
case). Either way it just sounds awful. My mom's husband had a similar
procedure, but carries around a colostomy bag. Loves to show it to
people also....

Post by ***@Hospital
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.

So wait a minute, you only have a substitute, not an extra one. I vote
that Chucky's medical plight does not warrant an extra opinion. He
already has the full weight of his existing opinions. As was stated
before, you've got opinions enough!

Post by ***@Hospital
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.

Was someone going there? I don't know the tribal customs in Finland...

Post by ***@Hospital
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Ned should be so lucky. If he would even have had the ability to
pretent to be an arsehole, much less perform as one, he would be alive
today, as would several others.

Ben

[Butterbumps@Work]

OTOH, as Chuckies weight has somewhat diminished
(yes, I have seen it with my own two eyes), has the
weight of his opinions diminished as well?

I think I will wait and see what the prevailing thoughts are on this
matter, and then diplomatically agree with the majority since they
deserve the benefit of the intellectual doubt.

*sobs* I've become everything I've always hated! I even have facial
hair now! And I only weigh 85kg!


***@H

[Aaron]

Post by ***@Work

OTOH, as Chuckies weight has somewhat diminished
(yes, I have seen it with my own two eyes), has the
weight of his opinions diminished as well?

I think I will wait and see what the prevailing thoughts are on this
matter, and then diplomatically agree with the majority since they
deserve the benefit of the intellectual doubt.
*sobs* I've become everything I've always hated! I even have facial
hair now! And I only weigh 85kg!

This confirms my suspicions that you never were actually as grande as
I am, even before the illness. From pictures, I wondered. You had to
have been the least fat person I know who made consistent fat jokes
about himself!

-Aaron

[Chucky & Janica]

Post by Aaron
This confirms my suspicions that you never were actually as grande as
I am, even before the illness. From pictures, I wondered. You had to
have been the least fat person I know who made consistent fat jokes
about himself!

I was about 130kg at my peak (about 250lbs?). And 5'9".

C&J

[Aaron]

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
This confirms my suspicions that you never were actually as grande as
I am, even before the illness. From pictures, I wondered. You had to
have been the least fat person I know who made consistent fat jokes
about himself!

I was about 130kg at my peak (about 250lbs?). And 5'9".
C&J

All right, maybe you had me beat, by a nose (literally). I'm 5'9" and
three-quarters. Weight is almost the same, 240 or so.

Though I do work out regularly, to balance out my crappy eating
habits, so there's some muscle under there. More of a barrel shape
instead of a pear shape, and my man boobs don't jiggle ;D

I'd give you props for the honesty, but since you're far thinner now
it's no skin off your back, eh? Again, literally.

-Aaron

[Steve]

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
This confirms my suspicions that you never were actually as grande as
I am, even before the illness. From pictures, I wondered. You had to
have been the least fat person I know who made consistent fat jokes
about himself!

I was about 130kg at my peak (about 250lbs?). And 5'9".
C&J

All right, maybe you had me beat, by a nose (literally). I'm 5'9" and
three-quarters. Weight is almost the same, 240 or so.

Though I do work out regularly, to balance out my crappy eating
habits, so there's some muscle under there. More of a barrel shape
instead of a pear shape, and my man boobs don't jiggle ;D




I'd give you props for the honesty, but since you're far thinner now
it's no skin off your back, eh? Again, literally.

-Aaron


Must be your wife's good cooking over the years. I don't remember you being
that big. It happens with age....

sk

[Aaron]

Post by Aaron

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
This confirms my suspicions that you never were actually as grande as
I am, even before the illness. From pictures, I wondered. You had to
have been the least fat person I know who made consistent fat jokes
about himself!

I was about 130kg at my peak (about 250lbs?). And 5'9".
C&J

All right, maybe you had me beat, by a nose (literally). I'm 5'9" and
three-quarters. Weight is almost the same, 240 or so.
Though I do work out regularly, to balance out my crappy eating
habits, so there's some muscle under there. More of a barrel shape
instead of a pear shape, and my man boobs don't jiggle ;D
I'd give you props for the honesty, but since you're far thinner now
it's no skin off your back, eh? Again, literally.
-Aaron
Must be your wife's good cooking over the years.  I don't remember you being
that big.  It happens with age....
sk

It's been a bit of both. Lifting and eating. You know how it goes.

-Aaron

[Steve]

Post by Aaron

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
This confirms my suspicions that you never were actually as grande as
I am, even before the illness. From pictures, I wondered. You had to
have been the least fat person I know who made consistent fat jokes
about himself!

I was about 130kg at my peak (about 250lbs?). And 5'9".
C&J

All right, maybe you had me beat, by a nose (literally). I'm 5'9" and
three-quarters. Weight is almost the same, 240 or so.
Though I do work out regularly, to balance out my crappy eating
habits, so there's some muscle under there. More of a barrel shape
instead of a pear shape, and my man boobs don't jiggle ;D
I'd give you props for the honesty, but since you're far thinner now
it's no skin off your back, eh? Again, literally.
-Aaron
Must be your wife's good cooking over the years. I don't remember you
being
that big. It happens with age....
sk

It's been a bit of both. Lifting and eating. You know how it goes.

-Aaron

I'll just refer to you as Mario Lanza.

sk

[Aaron]

Post by Aaron

Post by Aaron

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
This confirms my suspicions that you never were actually as grande as
I am, even before the illness. From pictures, I wondered. You had to
have been the least fat person I know who made consistent fat jokes
about himself!

I was about 130kg at my peak (about 250lbs?). And 5'9".
C&J

All right, maybe you had me beat, by a nose (literally). I'm 5'9" and
three-quarters. Weight is almost the same, 240 or so.
Though I do work out regularly, to balance out my crappy eating
habits, so there's some muscle under there. More of a barrel shape
instead of a pear shape, and my man boobs don't jiggle ;D
I'd give you props for the honesty, but since you're far thinner now
it's no skin off your back, eh? Again, literally.
-Aaron
Must be your wife's good cooking over the years. I don't remember you
being
that big. It happens with age....
sk

It's been a bit of both. Lifting and eating. You know how it goes.
-Aaron
I'll just refer to you as Mario Lanza.
sk

I'm not going to complain about that nickname!

-Aaron

[Chucky & Janica]

Post by Aaron
I'd give you props for the honesty, but since you're far thinner now
it's no skin off your back, eh? Again, literally.

Heh, plenty of skin on my back these days.



C&J

[Aaron]

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Aaron
I'd give you props for the honesty, but since you're far thinner now
it's no skin off your back, eh? Again, literally.

Heh, plenty of skin on my back these days.
C&J

I was going to ask if you had a flap, like Adam Sandler in that
terrible movie about the magical remote control, but I decided to just
imagine that you do. More fun that way.

-Aaron

[Chucky & Janica]

Post by Aaron

Post by Chucky & Janica
Heh, plenty of skin on my back these days.

I was going to ask if you had a flap, like Adam Sandler in that
terrible movie about the magical remote control, but I decided to just
imagine that you do. More fun that way.

Nobody's mentioned a flap, but I haven't walked in any high winds
lately so there may be something they haven't told me.



C&J

[Jussi Uosukainen]

Post by ***@Work

OTOH, as Chuckies weight has somewhat diminished
(yes, I have seen it with my own two eyes), has the
weight of his opinions diminished as well?

I think I will wait and see what the prevailing thoughts are on this
matter, and then diplomatically agree with the majority since they
deserve the benefit of the intellectual doubt.
*sobs* I've become everything I've always hated! I even have facial
hair now! And I only weigh 85kg!

since you are down to double digits, isnt it easier to
get you weight checked, as they can be done with the
same baby scales Elsa has hers checked. in the Neuvola
(Janica can translate. i cannot be arsed (see what i
did there?!)).!

[Chucky & Janica]

Post by Jussi Uosukainen
since you are down to double digits, isnt it easier to
get you weight checked, as they can be done with the
same baby scales Elsa has hers checked. in the Neuvola
(Janica can translate. i cannot be arsed (see what i
did there?!)).!

At least now Elsa and I can go on the same scales together, then she
can get off and whatever the difference is, that's her weight. Our
bathroom scales only go to 120kg or 130kg, so previously, she would
just reset them when I was standing on them at the same time.



C&J

[Chucky & Janica]

Post by Ben
Okay, it's probably completely politically incorrect, but I think all
those that will hate on me for it already do, so what the hell?

Ahh. That's what I like to see in a disclaimer.

Post by Ben
Can a hole be removed? It can be filled in (which sounds horrible
given the circumstances) or sewn up (which I am assuming was the
case). Either way it just sounds awful.

Yeah, well, they dug out anus, rectum, colon, et cetera, so
technically they dug a hole *including* the hole, and then stitched it
all up.

Post by Ben
My mom's husband had a similar
procedure, but carries around a colostomy bag. Loves to show it to
people also....

Yep, that's what I've got now. It's yards of fun.

Post by Ben

Post by ***@Hospital
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.

So wait a minute, you only have a substitute, not an extra one. I vote
that Chucky's medical plight does not warrant an extra opinion. He
already has the full weight of his existing opinions. As was stated
before, you've got opinions enough!

Too late, it was installed during the operation and is now working at
peak efficiency, although it does still gurgle quite a lot.

Post by Ben

Post by ***@Hospital
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.

Was someone going there? I don't know the tribal customs in Finland...

You just went there!

Post by Ben

Post by ***@Hospital
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

Ned should be so lucky. If he would even have had the ability to
pretent to be an arsehole, much less perform as one, he would be alive
today, as would several others.

Good point.



C&J

[David DeLaney]

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Ben
My mom's husband had a similar
procedure, but carries around a colostomy bag. Loves to show it to
people also....

Yep, that's what I've got now. It's yards of fun.

Good fortune to you in adjusting to it and in avoiding Politically Incorrect
And/Or Messy Accidents! Closest I've ever gotten was after my gall bladder
came out (well, was TAKEN out), when for a couple weeks I had a small orange
squeeze-bladder attached to my side to collect some sort of orangey-pink
fluid that was slooooowly dripping out.

Dave "so you have to wear the Depends on your side now?" DeLaney

[Chucky & Janica]

Post by David DeLaney

Post by Chucky & Janica

Post by Ben
My mom's husband had a similar
procedure, but carries around a colostomy bag. Loves to show it to
people also....

Yep, that's what I've got now. It's yards of fun.

Good fortune to you in adjusting to it and in avoiding Politically Incorrect
And/Or Messy Accidents!

The gross-out temptation is always there.

Post by David DeLaney
Closest I've ever gotten was after my gall bladder
came out (well, was TAKEN out),

Heh, thanks for the clarification, that could have been wholly ugly
instead of just slightly ugly.

Post by David DeLaney
when for a couple weeks I had a small orange
squeeze-bladder attached to my side to collect some sort of orangey-pink
fluid that was slooooowly dripping out.

Yeah, I had one of those just under my main wound, sort of a little
slit in my side with a tube sticking out of it. After a few days they
just pulled the tube out and put a band-aid on me. Funky.

Post by David DeLaney
Dave "so you have to wear the Depends on your side now?" DeLaney

Nah, the bag is all sealed on and airtight and stuff. No need for
extra protective measures.



C&J

[John Vreeland]

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

You have the same number of assholes as everyone else. Its just that
your is bionic.

Chucky the bionic man.

[Aaron]

Post by John Vreeland

Post by ***@Hospital
In accordance with the proverb that everybody has an arsehole and an
opinion, and in light of the fact that I have now had my arsehole
removed[1], I have had an additional opinion installed to make up the
numbers.
My opinion now counts as two. Three if you count Janica. So don't even
try to argue anymore, you'll just embarrass yourself.
[1] I have a stoma that performs the duties of an arsehole[2], but it
is not, for the pedants among us, actually an arsehole. So don't even
try going there - in any sense.
[2] You know, sort of like Ned Stark. Just to keep us on topic.

You have the same number of assholes as everyone else. Its just that
your is bionic.
Chucky the bionic man.

Nah, just a bionic asshole ;D

-Aaron